What’s your best pick-up line? Science based ones are always a winner

Question: What's your best pick-up line? Science based ones are always a winner

Asked by steed to Anne, Carolyn, Joe, Mariana, Nick on 23 Mar 2010 in Categories: Test methods.
- Carolyn McGettigan answered on 23 Mar 2010:
  
  Of course I would never be so cheesy as to use pick-up lines! But if you insist:
  
  I’ve got my ion you.
- Joseph Devlin answered on 23 Mar 2010:
  
  You’ve got a gorgeous brain 🙂
- Nick Bradshaw answered on 23 Mar 2010:
  
  Unfortunatly all science-based pick up lines are rubbish, although I once heard a friend use the line “If I could be any enzyme I would be DNA helicase so I can unzip your genes”…

Joe commented on 23 Mar 2010:

Ok Nick, you win!
Joe commented on 23 Mar 2010:

I’ve done some research and found a few others:

I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves.
Your lab or mine?
I have mass. You have mass. We’re naturally attracted!
The input voltage of my amplifier will take your frequency response to new heights.
In my bed, it’s perpetual motion all night long, baby.

I think I’ll stop there…
Nick commented on 23 Mar 2010:

You probably better Joe…
snacks commented on 24 Mar 2010:

steed, that was a gene-ius question… 😛

and there’s a whole page on facebook devoted to maths ones 😀

snacks!
Joe commented on 24 Mar 2010:

I must say, I’m kind of taken by the naivety of any pick up that includes “You’ve got mass…”
Moderator - Sophia commented on 24 Mar 2010:

One of the editors at New Scientist has sent me a link to the competition they ran a couple of years ago for science chat up lines http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg19626353.600-feedback.html

Plenty more goodies in there!

Question: What's your best pick-up line? Science based ones are always a winner